all-color-absent:

“fuck it” tends to be the last thought running through my mind before making any final decisions

yukiruma:

kate: “what the hell is so special about scott mccall?”

me: *breaks out power point and twenty page thesis statement*

There’s always hope.

piplump:

Pros and cons of boys:

  • Con: They’re dicks
  • Pro: Their dicks

thatdandyboy:

Teen Wolf S2 - from a distance (S1)

janesfoster:

Ode to Apollo 11 and the joy of discovery + Star Trek (x)

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

musicacorazon:

lt-fleur:

dulceelena2000:

some of the funniest jokes on gravity falls

You forgot 

image

I honestly don’t know why I’m not allowed to watch this.

ladypaceofmirkwood:

I’ve figured it out: My type is tall, handsome and dorky as fuck