“fuck it” tends to be the last thought running through my mind before making any final decisions
kate: “what the hell is so special about scott mccall?”
me: *breaks out power point and twenty page thesis statement*
Pros and cons of boys:
- Con: They’re dicks
- Pro: Their dicks
what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?
one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
some of the funniest jokes on gravity falls
I honestly don’t know why I’m not allowed to watch this.
I’ve figured it out: My type is tall, handsome and dorky as fuck